danielleosaurus-rex

I want to rock and roll all night and part of every day.



About Me

Danielle | 25 | Big Butt, Bigger Heart


Content Creator at Insticator, Co-Founder of Comedy Nerds United, advanced sketch and improv student and former intern extraordinaire at UCB, sandwich aficionado, music buff, 90's savant, professional waste of space, girl. Also a former writer for HelloGiggles, CollegeHumor, and of general internet pseudo-fame.

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If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

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mtvother:

The Wicked Witch of the West doing the Ice Bucket Challenge.

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monicalewinsky1996:

that is an outrage


What a headline.

monicalewinsky1996:

that is an outrage

What a headline.

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buzzfeed:

Um.

OMG

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"Maybe I’m getting tired – I can’t think of anything but nights with you. I want them warm and silvery. "

Zelda Fitzgerald, “Letter to F. Scott Fitzgerald,” May 1919
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Welp in the last 24 hours both my internship and my relationship ended. So that happened.


I’m totally an anxious mess all the time. There’s a constant dialogue going on in my brain, and it’s just reminding me of all the failures that I have had, and all of the things I need to do, and all of the things I’m not doing good enough. 

I’m totally an anxious mess all the time. There’s a constant dialogue going on in my brain, and it’s just reminding me of all the failures that I have had, and all of the things I need to do, and all of the things I’m not doing good enough. 

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