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Danielle | 25 | Big Butt, Bigger Heart


Editor and Co-Creator of Comedy Nerds United, Intern and Writer for HelloGiggles, Freelance Contributor for CollegeHumor, advanced sketch and improv student and intern at UCB, sandwich aficionado, music buff, 90's savant, professional waste of space, girl.

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69bae:

I want pizza sex and movies

I’ll just take the pizza sex!

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The network will air her variety show special, titled The Maya Rudolph Show, on May 19 at 10 p.m. EW has learned that the Saturday Night Live vet — who recently starred in another Peacock comedy series, Up All Night — will be joined by Kristen Bell, Andy Samberg, Fred Armisen, Craig Robinson, Sean Hayes, and Chris Parnell.

Wowza that’s a stacked lineup.

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crewnex:

Brendan seems like a weird dog name at first until you find out he’s the best real estate agent in Bakersfield

crewnex:

Brendan seems like a weird dog name at first until you find out he’s the best real estate agent in Bakersfield

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Started from the bottom, now the whole team fucking here.

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THIS OPENING THOUGH.

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1995rustcohle:

isn’t that a radiohead song

1995rustcohle:

isn’t that a radiohead song

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When I get married I’m going to hyphenate my name.

When I have kids they’re gonna get my hyphenated last name.

And then when they’re ready to get married and have kids I’m going to convince them through guilt and motherly love to hyphenate their last names too so that they become Whoever My Last Name-Whoever I Marry-Whoever They Marry.

And then by the time their kids are ready to get married I’m going to put it as my dying wish in my will to give them my name so that they feel super guilty and can’t drop any of the names and have to keep hyphenating down the generations until eventually my family tree has acquired ALL OF THE NAMES.

staceythinx:

The Midnight Planétarium watch was a collaboration between Van Cleef & Arpels and Christiaan van der Klaauw. The watch is made of 396 separate parts and features the six closest planets orbiting the sun in real time (Uranus and Neptune were left out because you probably won’t live long enough to see either one complete a full orbit).

GIVE ME.

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rollingstone:

Watch kids react to Walkman technology with shock and horror.

This is epic.
Also I nearly shit my pants when that 13 year old said he wasn’t born in the 90’s. AM I REALLY THAT OLD THAT THERE ARE TEENAGERS THAT WERE BORN AFTER Y2K???

rollingstone:

Watch kids react to Walkman technology with shock and horror.

This is epic.

Also I nearly shit my pants when that 13 year old said he wasn’t born in the 90’s. AM I REALLY THAT OLD THAT THERE ARE TEENAGERS THAT WERE BORN AFTER Y2K???

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Recap: Mad Men 7.01 - Time Zones

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“Are you ready? Cause I want you to pay attention. This is the beginning of something” Freddie Rumsen starts, staring straight into your soul as he delivers the pitch of a lifetime - his or anyone else’s lifetime, for that matter - and knocks it out of the park. Sounds completely implausible, right? Well that’s exactly how season 7 of Mad Men opened up. Temporarily back at SC&P as a freelancer, Freddie blows Peggy’s socks off with his pitch; a feat that she, despite her efforts, isn’t able to replicate to her new boss Lou. He claims he’s “allergic to her charm” or something equally as barf-worthy. Also, in a trend that would only ever happen in the fantasy world that is SC&P, it seems as though yet another secretary, Dawn this time, has made her way up to the ad team, sitting in on the big pitch meeting for Accutron, the watch brand that Freddie pitched to us just 10 minutes before.

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I had to leave ASSSSCAT early last night so that I could go home and watch TV for work. My life is so hard. (Actually it’s 3pm and I still haven’t eaten lunch because I’ve been so locked into getting this recap finished so it really does feel hard right now. Sympathize with me and read the damn thing please!)

Also I’m still not over Golden Girl Pete Campbell.

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