danielleosaurus-rex

I want to rock and roll all night and part of every day.



About Me

Danielle | 24 | Big Butt, Bigger Heart


Editor and Co-Creator of Comedy Nerds United, Intern and Writer for HelloGiggles, Freelance Contributor for CollegeHumor, advanced sketch and improv student and intern at UCB, sandwich aficionado, music buff, 90's savant, professional waste of space, girl.

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Following

fuckyourwritinghabits:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

czarnoksieznik:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

what in the shit pissing fuck

This makes me really chuffed.

This post is quite egregious

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Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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goddamnit.

(Source: beasmygod, via chrisgriswold)

chrisgriswold:

dirksandy:

Stiller and Meara

Holy pajamas.

This broke my brain.

chrisgriswold:

dirksandy:

Stiller and Meara

Holy pajamas.

This broke my brain.

genericanimegirl:

human beings in a mob

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whats a mob to a king

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whats a king to a god

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whats a god to a nonbeliever 

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I don’t believe in anything.

(Source: titanshifters, via knals)

(Source: starbuckara, via sergioromos)

OHMYGOD GIMMIE NOWWWW

OHMYGOD GIMMIE NOWWWW

(via tonedeafjesus)

karenkavett:

fyeahhboymeetsworld:

beyond beautiful <3

I can’t. I just can’t.

There’s A LOT of plastic surgery in this picture and it sort of breaks my heart.

karenkavett:

fyeahhboymeetsworld:

beyond beautiful <3

I can’t. I just can’t.

There’s A LOT of plastic surgery in this picture and it sort of breaks my heart.

(via talldecafcappuccino)

bluebuffalo:

 Dazed and Confused
If we’re all gonna die anyway shouldn’t we be enjoying ourselves now?

(Source: francissinatra, via elstupidoothoughtsss)

thecomicscomic:

The music videos for The Lonely Island’s “The Wack Album”
Jorma, Andy and Akiva do look pretty wack, yo.
06.12.133 NOTES Reblog

thecomedylocal:

everythingnbc:

Potential new SNL cast member for season 39: Gavin Speiller

The head writer for UCB’s New York sketch show Beneath Gristedes, he’s also a founding member of the improv group Rogue Elephant and star of the one-man show Gavin Speiller Needs Your Approval. Here he is in the web series “Bad First Dates With Gavin.”

Via Rolling Stone

Yes!

I disagreed with a vast majority of Rolling Stone’s list of potential new SNL cast members (unpopular opinion(?) but Betsy Sodaro? Sure she’s funny, but she’s suuuuch a 1-dimensional performer and that won’t get her too far on SNL if we’re being honest) but I let out the loudest shriek when I clicked through and saw Gavin’s delightful face. I would love to see him on my TV every Saturday night.

Also, let it be known that if he were to join the cast, he would immediately break the record for most on-camera laugh breaks. And it would be precious.

(Source: andysambergs, via exmango)

jannephotog:


“I can’t believe it….I’m on a box of cookies!

!!!!!!

The supermarket associate who placed that sticker is my personal hero.

jannephotog:

“I can’t believe it….I’m on a box of cookies!

!!!!!!

The supermarket associate who placed that sticker is my personal hero.

(Source: crocketingsolly)

waaaamorgan:

The simpsons can even make me cry

Grandma Simpson 4eva,

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

gofwd:

Google searches are also secretly poetry. 

(via buzzfeed)

Found my prince! This time he was the distressed damsel who needed rescuing!

Found my prince! This time he was the distressed damsel who needed rescuing!

06.11.131 NOTES Reblog
liezlwashere:

 

EXCUSE ME.
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