“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”
it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing
what in the shit pissing fuck
This makes me really chuffed.
This post is quite egregious
Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.
goddamnit.
(Source: beasmygod, via chrisgriswold)

human beings in a mob
whats a mob to a king
whats a king to a god
whats a god to a nonbeliever
I don’t believe in anything.
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OHMYGOD GIMMIE NOWWWW
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beyond beautiful <3
I can’t. I just can’t.
There’s A LOT of plastic surgery in this picture and it sort of breaks my heart.
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Dazed and Confused
If we’re all gonna die anyway shouldn’t we be enjoying ourselves now?
(Source: francissinatra, via elstupidoothoughtsss)

The music videos for The Lonely Island’s “The Wack Album”
Jorma, Andy and Akiva do look pretty wack, yo.
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Potential new SNL cast member for season 39: Gavin Speiller
The head writer for UCB’s New York sketch show Beneath Gristedes, he’s also a founding member of the improv group Rogue Elephant and star of the one-man show Gavin Speiller Needs Your Approval. Here he is in the web series “Bad First Dates With Gavin.”
Via Rolling Stone
Yes!
I disagreed with a vast majority of Rolling Stone’s list of potential new SNL cast members (unpopular opinion(?) but Betsy Sodaro? Sure she’s funny, but she’s suuuuch a 1-dimensional performer and that won’t get her too far on SNL if we’re being honest) but I let out the loudest shriek when I clicked through and saw Gavin’s delightful face. I would love to see him on my TV every Saturday night.
Also, let it be known that if he were to join the cast, he would immediately break the record for most on-camera laugh breaks. And it would be precious.
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“I can’t believe it….I’m on a box of cookies!
!!!!!!
The supermarket associate who placed that sticker is my personal hero.
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Found my prince! This time he was the distressed damsel who needed rescuing!










