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Danielle | 23 | Successful Alcoholic


Editor and Co-Creator of Comedy Nerds United, Intern and Author for HelloGiggles, sketch and improv student at Upright Citizens Brigade, sandwich aficionado, music snob, professional waste of space, girl.

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    This is a thing that happened today and it didn’t happen to you, so sit on it.
Don’t believe me? Then believe this crappy picture that barely captured one of the sharks as it was swimming away:

They were usually a bit closer than that (like if I outstretched my leg, I could probably have touched one of them) and there were a few of them. They were small though, but for story’s sake, let’s just keep pretending that I’m a badass.
Miss you guiseeeeeeeee!

    This is a thing that happened today and it didn’t happen to you, so sit on it.

    Don’t believe me? Then believe this crappy picture that barely captured one of the sharks as it was swimming away:

    They were usually a bit closer than that (like if I outstretched my leg, I could probably have touched one of them) and there were a few of them. They were small though, but for story’s sake, let’s just keep pretending that I’m a badass.

    Miss you guiseeeeeeeee!

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