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Danielle | 25 | Big Butt, Bigger Heart


Content Creator at Insticator, Co-Founder of Comedy Nerds United, advanced sketch and improv student and former intern extraordinaire at UCB, sandwich aficionado, music buff, 90's savant, professional waste of space, girl. Also a former writer for HelloGiggles, CollegeHumor, and of general internet pseudo-fame.

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See what I mean? SO many possibilities and that’s the one they went with.
-Forget nematoads, I’d rather bag you this Valentine’s Day. (more mature alternative: Forget nematoads, this Valentine’s Day, I’d rather get YOU in the sack!)
-Is your name Skeeter? Because you’re my favorite Valentine.
-Be my Funnie Valentine?
-Forget Patty - YOU’RE the only mayonnaise for me, Valentine
COME ON, Teen Nick! You could have done much better.

See what I mean? SO many possibilities and that’s the one they went with.

-Forget nematoads, I’d rather bag you this Valentine’s Day. (more mature alternative: Forget nematoads, this Valentine’s Day, I’d rather get YOU in the sack!)

-Is your name Skeeter? Because you’re my favorite Valentine.

-Be my Funnie Valentine?

-Forget Patty - YOU’RE the only mayonnaise for me, Valentine

COME ON, Teen Nick! You could have done much better.

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