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Danielle | 25 | Big Butt, Bigger Heart


Editor and Co-Creator of Comedy Nerds United, Intern and Writer for HelloGiggles, Freelance Contributor for CollegeHumor, advanced sketch and improv student and intern at UCB, sandwich aficionado, music buff, 90's savant, professional waste of space, girl.

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See what I mean? SO many possibilities and that’s the one they went with.
-Forget nematoads, I’d rather bag you this Valentine’s Day. (more mature alternative: Forget nematoads, this Valentine’s Day, I’d rather get YOU in the sack!)
-Is your name Skeeter? Because you’re my favorite Valentine.
-Be my Funnie Valentine?
-Forget Patty - YOU’RE the only mayonnaise for me, Valentine
COME ON, Teen Nick! You could have done much better.

See what I mean? SO many possibilities and that’s the one they went with.

-Forget nematoads, I’d rather bag you this Valentine’s Day. (more mature alternative: Forget nematoads, this Valentine’s Day, I’d rather get YOU in the sack!)

-Is your name Skeeter? Because you’re my favorite Valentine.

-Be my Funnie Valentine?

-Forget Patty - YOU’RE the only mayonnaise for me, Valentine

COME ON, Teen Nick! You could have done much better.

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