See what I mean? SO many possibilities and that’s the one they went with.
-Forget nematoads, I’d rather bag you this Valentine’s Day. (more mature alternative: Forget nematoads, this Valentine’s Day, I’d rather get YOU in the sack!)
-Is your name Skeeter? Because you’re my favorite Valentine.
-Be my Funnie Valentine?
-Forget Patty - YOU’RE the only mayonnaise for me, Valentine
COME ON, Teen Nick! You could have done much better.